Rousey vs Gina

Overall other than the last fight it was a pretty decent show. Things I liked about the production:

  • much less filler crap between fights
  • No idiot Buffer jumping around like a spastic retard.
  • No drugged out clown Rogan or moronic DC.
  • Jake Paul in the ring after every fight calling out the winner.
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Drugged out pun machine Mauro wasn’t a step up lol

Me when the anchor asked the little mermaid ā€œtell us what these fighters are feeling making that walk into the cageā€:

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He moved into doing boxing commentary after PRIDE. He’s not my favourite commentator… I can’t stand commentator that shout constantly.

Highlights are up!

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???

Buffer is hilarious.
Rogan is fine.
JP is a retard.

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The first fight I’ve called right in like a decade.

Who’d have thunk!

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Apparently we have different taste in annoying retards.

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Do you genuinely find Mauro less annoying on the mic than Joe? Or just like neither?

I’m no fan of Mauro either but I don’t find him nearly as annoying as Rogan.

All these guys are relics of the dark ages of mma when they either couldn’t afford professional caliber announcers or professionals didn’t want anything to do with it.

I’d like to see mma finally dump these d-listers and get announcing that is more like boxing and other major sports where the announcers are not just hype-men for the product but objective and honest observers. I miss guys like Larry merchant’s adversarial but honest takes. He was the voice of the fans and not the promoters.

I know there was a lot of hate for merchant but he would at least tell it like it is. If a fight sucked he’d say it and if a guy played it safe he’d call him on it in the post fight. He’d never act like Rogan and DC and try to tell us that a crappy snorefest wmma fight was some high level exciting banger.

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Merchant and Lampley could be annoying at times but I grew to like them. Although Lampley would get a bit too emotional at times.

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Are you talking play by play, color, both?

It’s an incredibly specialized skill set to commentate. You can’t fly in Gus Johnson or whoever to replace a Rogan.

Shit on Joe all you want, I hate a lot of his takes too, but that guy has watched and understood 1000x the amount of martial arts any broadcast journalism graduate has. The idea that you can just fly in a real professional to replace him is crazy.

I’m a black belt, retired fighter, active coach, and have watched more grappling, kickboxing, wrestling, and MMA than 99% of even combat sports fans, and I’m barely qualified to give an opinion on what’s going on in fights.

It’s not boxing. The amount of technical knowledge you have to have to relay the story unfolding to the crowd is exponentially larger.

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Are you a boxing fan?

I get your point and it’s valid but mma is about 30 years old now and it’s matured beyond the niche faze. It’s a billion dollar business now and there has to be people who have the personality, mike skills, and technical knowledge to outperform a hyperbolic drugged out carnival barker like Rogan who gets as much wrong as right. Often I mute UFC’s because I can’t take anymore of the biased, over hyped, and dishonest commentary.

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At times I wish both MMA and boxing had a sound option for no commentary. The current boxing commentator Adam Smith is the worst fucking commentator I’ve ever heard in any sport. He’s intolerable. I was just bitching yesterday about him in the boxing thread. All he does is shout and gets so excited it seems he often reaches sexual climax before the first bell has rung. It was listening to him that actually made me dislike Ranallo less.

Yeah, I forgot it. Ironic because I did a boxing commentary gig last night lol.

You’re never in the boxing thread? Do you watch the big fights?

Yes but months after they happen usually. Boxing does not excite me the same way the others do, and its rate of evolution is so much slower now that I don’t feel compelled as a coach or commentator that I’m failing if I don’t stay on top of it like BJJ or MMA.

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Yeah, this I get.

Mauro was doing a lot of all of these last night though.

And regardless of Joe’s supposed expertise he’s also the same guy who cried interviewing rousey and said she would be beating men in her weight class in the ufc. He’s constantly screaming ā€œhe’s out!ā€ or ā€œhe’s hurt!ā€ and similar crap when neither has actually happened. Then DC will chime in ā€œHe’s hurt bad Joe!ā€. It’s painful to listen to. It would be like if every time a batter made decent contact the announcer would scream ā€œit’s outa here!ā€ And the gaslighting on wmma has gotten to be too much. It’s bad enough we have to sit through it but then to told that we are being treated to an athletic contest worthy of the gods of Olympus is a step too far.

But yeah Mauro is pretty annoying as well. I’m sure if I heard as much of him as I do of Rogan/DC he’d be equally as annoying

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